The Quickest, Easiest Way to Make Money Online

Method 1: The Easiest Way to Make Money Online
In 5 Easy Steps

Step 1: Stop searching for easy ways to make money online. It's too hard. It's too hard in the same way that searching for $100 dollar bills on the sidewalk is too hard
Step 2: Take the time to find proven ways to make money online, which is not very hard*; and pick the one that seems easiest to you
Step 3: Work very, very hard, even though you're earning less than the average lemonade stand worker**
Step 4: Repeat step 3. A lot. Ad nauseam. As long as it takes.
Step 5: Profit!

Method 2: The Quickest Way to Make Money Online
In 4 Steps (Because it's Quicker)

Step 1: Stop trying to find quick ways to make money online. Seriously. It's the equivalent of dumpster-diving (in dumpsters filled with dudes trying to grab your wallet. Hygienic? So not.)
Step 2: Follow step 2 from "The Easiest Way to Make Money Online" (above); but this time, choose the quickest money-maker
Step 3: Follow steps 3 and 4 from "The Easiest Way to Make Money Online"
Step 4: Profit faster!

* While finding proven ways to make money online isn't very hard, it's not very instantly-gratifying, either. Anyone who tells you otherwise is definitely selling something, usually with a credit card form at the end (see: dumpster-diving analogy).
** No disrespect to the noble lemonade stand worker.

Remember

There are proven, easy-to-understand, non-shady, non-sucky ways to make money online. That's what this blog is about. So, look around if online income is what you're searching for. There are, of course, many other good (and less sexy) blogs on this subject; and they're so easy to find that I won't trouble you with links.

(Okay, fine, so I'm a diva.)

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