Posts

Showing posts from March, 2006

The Quickest, Easiest Way to Make Money Online

Image
Method 1: The Easiest Way to Make Money Online
In 5 Easy Steps

Step 1: Stop searching for easy ways to make money online. It's too hard. It's too hard in the same way that searching for $100 dollar bills on the sidewalk is too hard
Step 2: Take the time to find proven ways to make money online, which is not very hard*; and pick the one that seems easiest to you
Step 3: Work very, very hard, even though you're earning less than the average lemonade stand worker**
Step 4: Repeat step 3. A lot. Ad nauseam. As long as it takes.
Step 5: Profit!

Method 2: The Quickest Way to Make Money Online
In 4 Steps (Because it's Quicker)

Step 1: Stop trying to find quick ways to make money online. Seriously. It's the equivalent of dumpster-diving (in dumpsters filled with dudes trying to grab your wallet. Hygienic? So not.)
Step 2: Follow step 2 from "The Easiest Way to Make Money Online" (above); but this time, choose the quickest money-maker
Step 3: Follow steps 3 and 4 from &qu…